Murphy’s Law
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
- Celibacy is not hereditary.
- Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
- Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
- Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- The other queue always moves faster.
- Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
- The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
- Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
- The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
- A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
- Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
- Murphy’s golden rule: whoever has the gold make the rules.
- In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.
Murphy was an optimist.
Ooh, ooh, I have another one:
If you are allergic to cats, they will immediately want to sit on your lap.
But…
If you love cats, they will *not* want to sit on your lap.
(Mine are the exception, they love everybody, allergic or otherwise, even the pizza dude. They are equal opportunist cats.)
Rox, you crack me up! love the additions to the list. My favorite is:
“The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train” – brilliant.
Lovely!
Id like to add…”it’s only called premarital sex if you intend on marrying him/her”.
Love the “beauty is on ly skin deep, ugly goes to the bone” -really good one.Heeeeeee!!!!!!
Feb 18th, 2008
10:10 pm